Random, Funny Texas city names...

Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:

Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise,Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a
plane ticket!
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Moscow, Texas
Odessa, Texas
Palestine, Texas
Rhome, Texas

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
Dish, Texas
The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662



P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut'n shoot,
Hoot And Holler,
Gun Barrel City,
Gunsight, Texas
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas

And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT, TEXAS

Jordan and Brooke Lynn

Jordan loves his baby sister




Jordan is so sweet with Brooke he is always asking to hold her and kissing and hugging on her. And whenever he hears her crying he says oh my baby siser is cwying go get her, or go feed her. He calls her Bwookwee, Bwook wynn, Bwook, and baby. He is a great big brother whenever we are driving in the car and she starts crying he will sing to her and tell her "don't cry Bwookwee i'm here I got you, its me Jordan", it is way to cute. And he is quite protective of her, our first day back at work when we walked in the door he stood in front of me and Brooke with his arms out and said "no kids go stay away from my baby siser, dont touch you give her germs". A couple days before I had her I was telling him that his baby sister was going to come, he was so excited he said "oh and she play with me and we dig for worms"? They will have so much fun together when she is big enough to play with him. But it makes me sad to think about it because they are both growing up so fast. It seems like only yesterday it was Jordan who was my tiny wiggly little baby, but now he is so big and grown up. Sometimes I jus wish they could stay tiny and snuggly forever.

Daddies little girl

Brooke just after she was born



In her huge carseat, with the cute new cover that a friend made


Snuggling with mama


My two babies

Brooke Lynn Johnson

Ok now to tell you about Brooke. Brooke Lynn was born June 19th, at 11:34am she weighed 7 lbs 2 oz, and was 19in long. I am amazed at the difference between her and Jordan when he was a baby. He had colic and hardly ever slept and ate constantly and yet he was always in the bottom 5th percentile for weight. Brooke sleeps alot in fact she has slept through the night all on her own since she was 5 weeks old. She eats a lot and she is so chubby, at her 2 month appointment she weighed 11 lbs 2 oz, she gained a full 4 LBS since she was born. She is in the 50th percentile for weight which is normal but she just seems so big from what Jordy was. He did not weigh that much till he was almost 5 months old lol. She is starting to smile and coo and Cole gets her to giggle all the time. She is going to be a daddy's girl, she has got him wrapped around her little finger. It is so cute to watch him play with Brookie and Jordy he is such a good daddy, I love him so much.

Fun at the lake

Me and Jordan


I have discovered that I love to wakeboard, Cole says he is going to teach me how to do flips! I am excited I hope I am not to wimpy lol


Cole doing a flip on the wakeboard, he is so good


This is me 10 days before I had Brookie,we start them out very young

Do I really want to get in that water?


Cole and Jordan cooling off


Jordan's first time on the kneeboard


Oh so cool


Cole hanging ten

A look back at Jordan growing up