ABC's

Brookie giggling

Not Pancho

The other day on our way home from church Cole kept calling Jordan Pancho and Jordan was getting so mad. Well I guess I better explain that first. Ok so Cole's grandma Johnson came to visit when Jordan was almost 2 and she kept calling him Pancho, I don't know why but he hated it. And every time he would scream "no" at her and try to kick her. Then Jordan, me and Cole's sister Alex flew out to Utah with grandma Johnson when she went back. Jordan and I sat in the middle between them and Grandma kept tickling him and calling him Pancho, and he kept screaming and swinging his leg over there trying to kick her. Oh I failed to mention that grandma Johnson is hard of hearing so she did not realize how loud he was screaming, but it was loud and we were on the plane and people were giving us dirty looks. So the next flight Alex had to sit between Grandma and Jordan so someone was not hurt. So now we all will call him Pancho and he will yell "no I not Pancho I Jordan". But this time when Cole called him Pancho, he said "no not Pancho I'm Jordan Thomath Johnthon" (he has a little bit of a lisp). So we were trying to get him to say our full names "so I said Jordan can you say Gregory Cole Johnson" (p.s. Cole loves it when you call him Gregory, lol not really but I think its funny) Anyways Jordan kinda Stumbled with Gregory and I think he kind of forgot what he was supposed to say so he started filling in the blanks he said "Gggrrregoryyy .....Sssspongebob....daddy Cole daddy Johnthon". We were Laughing so hard. He is a funny kid

Metah?

Ok so I thought this was kind of funny. Today Jordan was asking me were his grandpa Kim was, and I told him "Grandpa Kim lives a long ways away in Utah can you say Uuuutah?" And Jordan said "oh Meee-tah?" Lol well I guess you had to be there.

Brookie

They could be twins

My friend Tera had her baby girl Abby exactly 1 week after I had Brooke Lynn. We decided that they were going to be best friends before they were even born. And then after they were born we noticed that they looked a lot alike, except Abby had chubbier cheeks and more hair. Tera and I bought the same blessing dresses for them and they were blessed on the same day. Here is a picture of them next to each other on their blessing day. (Brooke is the one on the left)

Mad cake making skills

Jordan's cake for his 2nd birthday, dirt, worms and bulldozer what 2 year old wouldn't love that.


This year was a little more difficult. Those of you who know Jordan know that he is obsessed with spongebob. So I had the brilliant idea to make him this awesome spongebob cake. It turned out really well, but it took me like 3 hours to cut put together and decorate, I almost felt like crying when we had to cut it. I wonder what kind of a cake Jordan will request next year.


Jordan loved his cake, he didn't want to wait for his party he just wanted to eat it.


And Cole's favorite a homemade triple layer german chocolate cake.

Random, Funny Texas city names...

Need a vacation? Here is a list of actual places to travel to in Texas:

Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise,Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?
Sun City, Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
Sunny Side, Texas 77423

Want something to eat?
Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!
Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a
plane ticket!
Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Moscow, Texas
Odessa, Texas
Palestine, Texas
Rhome, Texas

No need to travel to Washington D.C.
Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!
Earth, Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City, Texas 77590

Exhausted?
Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?
Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?
Santa Anna, Texas
Goliad, Texas
Alamo, Texas
Gun Barrel City, Texas

Need Office Supplies?
Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from
Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it... it's on the state line...
Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...
Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :
Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079
Dish, Texas
The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore, Texas 75662



P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut'n shoot,
Hoot And Holler,
Gun Barrel City,
Gunsight, Texas
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell, Texas

And, of course, there is a place in Texas that is......
KNOTT, TEXAS